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Oxford Gets Unfriend-ly

11/17/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Life & Culture

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The Story: The Oxford American Dictionary has chosen “unfriending” as its word of the year.  OneRiot gives our pick for other 2009 candidates.

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Having 825 Facebook friends can often be a burden.  The constant string of unwarranted and obnoxious status updates can drive a social networker absolutely batty. Treading lightly and keeping a finger on the “remove connection” button has become such a necessity in our digital society that the act of eliminating said connection a.k.a. “unfriending” has now emerged as a predominant daily quandary for the net set. Though this writer prefers to refer to it as de-friending, the Oxford American dictionary has chosen to recognize the former term as its “word of the year.”  In celebration of the emergence of such popular new verbiage, we here at OneRiot thought it a good idea to proclaim our favorite words that have recently worked their way into the lexicon.

1. DVR- We know it’s only three letters, but along with Tivo these letters have managed to save our television viewing lives from an onslaught of car commercials, because who buys a car based on a commercial anyway?

2. Sexting- There’s no word that sounds like what it means more…and it means good times or getting expelled from high school. (more…)

Glory Be // Pope Hits Facebook, iPhone with Pope2You Aps

5/22/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Life & Culture

Facebook sinners, prepare to saddled with massive amounts of Catholic guilt for all of your social networking indiscretions. While you previously only had to answer to your stalker friends who might be inclined to comment on every damnable offense apparent in your profile photos, now you’ll have to answer to a much higher power: His Holiness.

That’s right, el Popo is on Facebook - and he wants to be your friend. While some of the Catholic Church’s policies might be rooted as far back as the 1st century, that doesn’t mean they’re unable to bring religion coasting into the Twenty First with a hot new application. The Pope2You page allows users to send their friends and enemies virtual postcards with photos of the Pope Benedict XVI staring directly at them. If this doesn’t get them running to confession, at least it’ll be a fun tool to use to let your roommate know that you’re well aware of his solo indulgence in the pleasures of the flesh the previous evening. That’ll be “two Hail Marys” and three “our fathers.” Sinner.

What An Open Web We Weave

3/10/09 - Posted by Abdullah Saeed under Industry, US

A stadium operations manager at Lincoln Financial Field lost his job this week for making the rookie mistake of dissing his employer, the Philadelphia Eagles, in his Facebook status update.

Dan Leone, crushed by the Eagles’ decision to let safety Brian Dawkins sign with Denver, was driven by his emotions to change his status to “Dan is [expletive] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver … Dam Eagles R Retarted!!” The Pennsylvania Aviary for Handicapped Birds of Prey declined comment.

Rather than changing their own Facebook status to something like “The Philadelphia Eagles are going to suck ass with or without Dawkins. Have you even been watching football for the past few seasons? Dan Leone is a tool,” the Eagles decided to kick it up a notch and straight up fire Leone. The six year Eagles employee told the Inquirer that he feels he’s been ‘done dirty’ and that he is ‘devastated’, a word he clearly loves using frivolously.

As far as his future in stadium operations management for Philadelphia teams, Leone’s future looks bleak. The Phillies are doing too well to care about him, he’s afraid of ice, and he has a deep seeded loathing for Jon Bon Jovi. Luckily, Tony Luke’s is hiring, but due to the bad economy they can only pay him in their delicious, homemade mayonnaise.

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    11/20/09

    The Story: With the passing of Georgia’s beloved bulldog icon, a new master-mascot must be chosen.  Who will it be?
    The Search: Uga VII
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    11/18/09

    The Story: Johnny Depp was named the sexiest man alive according to People magazine.  But is he man enough for this title?
    The Search: Sexy Johnny Depp
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  • Appropriate Publicity Techniques

    11/12/09

    The Story: Carrie Prejean became extremely flustered while on-air with Larry King.  OneRiot breaks down her interviewing tactics, and helps her further her public speaking skills.

    The Search: Larry King & Carrie Prejean
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  • The Galactic Search for Love

    11/11/09

    The Story: Diaper-wearing Astronaut Lisa Nowak was sentenced today for her cross-country crime.  OneRiot casts the movie featuring the out of this world love triangle.
    The Search: Lisa Nowak Sentence
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  • Renaming Mel Gibson’s Octo-Spawn

    11/03/09

    The Summary: Mel Gibson becomes a father of eight children - and OneRiot renames them all.
    The Search: Mel Gibson’s Baby
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