It’s offish: reality TV whores and likely spawns of Satan, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are hitched. Again.
A dark and ominous cloud descended over Southern California around 2pm on Saturday as 300 guests watched the pair re-tie the knot at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena. People Magazine shared further details about the ceremony; but really, if you have to hear them, just go away. One standout detail: Heidi wore white to signify, um, her purity. Hm.
We don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but let’s just say there’s a growing pool going around the OneRiot offices. Bets are based on the time it takes Speidi to either a) get divorced (once privately, once in front of photographers); or B) be smote by God in a publicly broadcast, freak lightning storm. I’m going all in on B. Come on, God!
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