When we put the words “Clinton” and “sex” together in one sentence, we immediately jump to the good ol’ days when a certain President denied sexual relations with a certain brunette. Now, 10 years later, the words can be lumped together once again - but it’s not what you think.
Journalists got a little more than they bargained for when they attempted to dial in to a conference call to talk foreign policy with Hillary Clinton and our National Security Advisor. Instead, a spicy little vixen answered the phone asking, “Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place.” While the journalists prayed to God that it wasn’t Hillary speaking on the other end, White House Aides scrambled to find the correct number and disconnect from the pay-by-the-minute hotline. Soon after, the correct conference call was underway.
The only thing we have left to wonder is if the phone-sex woman had an accent, in which case White House officials could have just charged the steamy conversation to their credit-cards, then business expensed it as “international relations.”
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