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Racist Prom “Traditions” Continue in Deep South

5/28/09 - Posted by Jennifer Hodges under US

Californians disappointed in the recent decision to keep Prop 8 instated can at least take some comfort in knowing that they aren’t living in Georgia, a state which features a type of blatant discrimination so irrational, we could swear we were living in the 1950’s.

A local high school in South Central Georgia recently kept one of it’s oldest traditions alive by holding two separate end-of-the-year dances for it’s students, dubbed (and no, we’re not joking) “The white folks prom, and the black folks prom.” The segregation and discrimination continued as Caucasian students were allowed to attend the African American dance, but under no circumstances was a black student allowed in the white prom. A group of black students attempted to attend the other dance to see their good friend participate in the senior walk, but were quickly ushered outside by white chaperones after the father-daughter dance was over.

While there are reportedly many bi-racial friendships at the school, plans to eradicate the double proms and combine them in the future are nowhere in sight. Attempts have been made by the students to integrate, but school officials and white parents remain firm in their twisted tradition. One student who wasn’t allowed to attend the white prom was quoted as saying, “You’re 18 years old! You’re old enough to smoke, drive, do whatever else you want to. Why aren’t you able to step up and say, I want to have my senior prom with the people I’m graduating with?”

California Upholds Prop 8

5/26/09 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Politics, US

The country’s most morally confusing state (yes, we know we’re from here) took ten steps back today when a motion to reject Proposition 8 was voted down in California. Had it passed, people of alternative lifestyles living in the Golden State would have been able to marry one another if they so desired.

The state’s befuddling majority of morally habitual voters helped to assure that gays continue to be treated like they are subhuman. So, until the next polling date, the God-fearing residents of California can continue teaching their children unequal rights practices. If only this damn progress thing weren’t such a burden on traditional values, we could all sleep soundly at night.

Vegan Slammed for LUVINGTOFU

4/10/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under US

In the late 70’s/early 80’s, the only way to tell hundred of strangers entirely too much unimportant information about yourself while avoiding conversation altogether was via vanity plate. This innovation alerted fellow drivers that the douchebag with clearly no regard for directionals was also an extremely proud dentist, as witnessed by the words “ToothDR” emblazoned on the back of his Beemer. It also proved surprisingly helpful to police when tracking down hit and run suspects. Even though there are now thousands of ways in which you can overtly brag about your life choices - most notably, Twitter - some people still choose to use the back of their car to let other people know how great they are.

One such recent attempted declaration of smugness was thankfully declined by Colorado’s Department of Motor Vehicles. Kelly Coffman-Lee, a proud vegan woman, decided to put her “I’m better than you because I don’t eat meat” point of view on display by requesting a plate containing the message “ILUVTOFU.” The state did her a huge favor in denying her request, as she and her family would’ve almost certainly been the targets of endless ridicule whilst riding around in the car with such a message on their vehicle. Still the woman insists that she should be able to get her plate even if she wouldn’t actually love to FU, though she would probably have no objections with inviting you over to Tofurkey.

In a related story, the head of the New Jersey tourism board was also denied a plate when that state’s DMV was offended by her declaration to other drivers that she might “See You In Teaneck.” Put it together.

Iowa Lifts Gay Marriage Ban

4/03/09 - Posted by Mara Siegler under US

Hooray for zee Gehz!!! The Supreme Court of Iowa has decided to put a little “heart,” in the “heartland,” by giving them the right to tie the knot and subsequently, file for divorce.

“We are firmly convinced the exclusion of gay and lesbian people from the institution of civil marriage does not substantially further any important governmental objective,” the Supreme Court wrote in its decision. “The Legislature has excluded a historically disfavored class of persons from a supremely important civil institution without a constitutionally sufficient justification.”

The uber-liberal hippie cabal of corn-worshippers is the third state to allow mutual same-sex lov’n and the first state in the Midwest to take such action. While those adamantly opposed to musical theater are outraged, many are hopeful that the move leads the way for those in the region, as well as in ultra-conservative Bush fan club, California.

Gays Find Marriage Not All it’s Cracked Up to Be

2/05/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Life & Culture, Politics, US

Proposition 8 might have been met with resounding opposition in California this past election, but a recent news story is proving that no matter the sexes involved, being hitched holds the same difficulties for everyone. Contrary to popular belief, just because gay people fight to get married, they don’t always fight to stay married. They even get divorced.

This shocking truth was brought into focus when it was announced that Julie and Hilary Goodridge, a popular lesbian couple that led the fight for gay marriage in Massachusetts, recently applied for tickets to Splitsville. While there’s been no official word on why the couple broke up, there is speculation that whoever wore the pants tended to come home late and was never really committed to making it work.

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