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Fare Thee Well Geocities

10/26/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Industry

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Today marks a sad day in Internet lore as Yahoo! has shuttered the digital doors of the long-time personal web hosting service Geocities.  Geocities began in late 1994  and was one of the early ways for aspiring mavens of the world wide web to post their elaborately hokey tributes to the occult teachings of Aleister Crowley complete with rotating and blinking Unicursal Hexigram icons with horrendous purple backgrounds.  It was this potential for the rampant display of obsessive nerdery that led Yahoo! to purchase the service for $3.57 billion in 1999, effectively encouraging people to start About Me pages and Ronnie James Dio fan sites also awash in flashing and spinning icons. (more…)

Finland Delivers Broadband and Sunshine

10/14/09 - Posted by Abdullah Saeed under International Affairs

We often view the use of new technology as a privilege. Hell, we still say having a driver’s license is a privilege in a country where functioning without a car is  practically impossible outside of a city. However, one country is taking the first step in recognizing that we live in an age of dependence on technology, not simply a time of increased ease. Today, Finland makes broadband a legal right, and the approximate 20 resulting Tweets per minute suggest that it’s a damn good idea.
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Online Life from Beyond the Grave

5/18/09 - Posted by Jennifer Hodges under OneRiot News

Pondering and accepting the concept of death can be a very daunting task.  Even more terrifying is wondering what’s going to happen to your level five battle gnome on World of Warcraft after you kick the bucket.  Well fear not friends, because a new online service will continue your online legacy after your Myspacing and Facebooking days are long gone.  Legacy Locker is a new site that works as a virtual will for your online assets, including passwords and account information.  If you’re afraid that your posse of followers will remove you once you stop constantly Twittering, (oh no!) or if you want to keep selling those antique toasters on ebay from beyond the grave, you can set up an account for the steal of only $29.99 a year and give ownership of all your online assets to a loved one in the event of your death.  (And who knows, maybe you’ll even give your family a little somethin’-somethin’ if there’s any cash left in your PayPal account.)  Once you’re six feet under, and a death certificate is verified, your account details will be released and your legacy lives on.

If you’re more of a visual person and want to ensure a sweet cyber-crypt, then you can hop on over to EternalSpace.com and pick out a nice digital plot, stocked with roses, candles, and even a mountain background if you so choose.  (Yes, this is a real screen shot.  Nice plot, eh?)

With all these social networks, chances are you’re probably already living online.  For less than $30.00 bucks, you can now pay to die online.  This may just be the deal of your life.  Literally.

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    11/18/09

    The Story: Johnny Depp was named the sexiest man alive according to People magazine.  But is he man enough for this title?
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  • Appropriate Publicity Techniques

    11/12/09

    The Story: Carrie Prejean became extremely flustered while on-air with Larry King.  OneRiot breaks down her interviewing tactics, and helps her further her public speaking skills.

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  • The Galactic Search for Love

    11/11/09

    The Story: Diaper-wearing Astronaut Lisa Nowak was sentenced today for her cross-country crime.  OneRiot casts the movie featuring the out of this world love triangle.
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  • Renaming Mel Gibson’s Octo-Spawn

    11/03/09

    The Summary: Mel Gibson becomes a father of eight children - and OneRiot renames them all.
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