There are some people who love a good pasta sauce, and then there are those who LOVE a good pasta sauce. Police in the town of Newcastle, New South Wales recently arrested Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, a man who counts himself in the latter, all caps category.
Officers first thought Weatherley to be suspicious when they spotted him in his car that happened to be parked in a no standing zone, fumbling around with what they suspected could be a weapon. Their hunch was spot on… depending on your definition of weapon.
The police soon realized that the firearm in question was the suspect’s own genitalia and the fumbling motion was the dipping of his naughty bits into a jar of pasta sauce. Before they really knew what to do about the situation, the cops found themselves in hot pursuit of the pleasure seeker’s car for what amounted to a 20km chase. When they finally pulled the perv-petrator over, he refused to exit his car on account of the jar surrounding his junk. It ultimately took four officers, a little baton work and capsicum spray to bring him to justice.
Despite the kicking and screaming Weatherly was able to find sometime to continue pleasuring himself through the struggle. Now that’s what I call dedication.
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