After most likely suffering through thousands of incidents at autograph signings in which creepy old men shared the fact that they had kept a close eye on her “career” since she was 14, former Tennis “great” Anna Kournikova has began playing towards a new audience. While the Russian beauty is still getting physical, she’s not doing so in a bathroom stall with Enrique Iglesias, instead the ravishing racquet slinger turned cover girl is now serving in a new role as health conscious role model to youth set. The two-time grand slam doubles champion has been working with the Boys and Girls Clubs of America and most recently with Cartoon Network’s “Get Animated” initiative to help kids kick their addiction to the boob tube and laziness and get them more involved with sports activities. Word is she’s also inadvertently helping many of the male children become painfully aware of the lack of reward that stems from going out of your way to impress a pretty girl who is way out of your league.
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Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country
1/20/09 - Posted by Jennifer Hodges under Life & Culture, Politics, USOur new President is bringing hope and the promise of change to people all over this country - but not just to the people who voted for him. As demonstrated by the kids at 826 Valencia, a non-profit child’s literacy center in San Francisco, a much younger (and shorter) demographic have also taken notice.
After Obama was elected, volunteers at the center asked the children to write letters to the president-to-be as an exercise in both writing and current events, and the results were hilarious, heartwarming, and brutally honest. The idea caught on at 826 Writing Centers all over the country, and the letters were collected into a compilation book (Which is awesome and wonderful, and you can purchase it here.
We really do think that kids say it best, so in attempt to say hello to our brand-spankin’ new President ( for the third time today - we know, we’re done, we promise) here are some of our favorite notes from kids to Mr. Barack Obama…
Dear Barack Obama,
Congrats on becoming the president of the United States and slaughtering John McCain. I think that, unlike W., you should dodge other countries and not shoes. You should not be so quick to go to war and negotiate with terrorists. I like what you said about bringing the troops home from Iraq.
If you like my letter, know that it’s from D’andre “the King” Legrand, age 12
Brooklyn
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Dear President Obama,
Are you going to be pictured on our money? How do you get in the White House? Do you like Abraham Lincoln? Do you have a big backyard? Martin Luther King Jr. had big fans. How many fans do you have? You could help us by giving us food. I am Luis Ramirez. I go to school at Mayberry. I like to play video games.
Luis Ramirez, age 8
Los Angeles
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Dear President Obama,
If I want anybody to be president, it’s me. I would clean the streets and give myself more money. I would also give everybody a piece of a Reese’s candy. Every homeless guy or girl would get $50 for help and a place to sleep for the winter. My family and other families would get free gas for our cars; single people with no kids would have to pay. The money would come from copying other bills. The $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills would be copied one thousand times.
The paper would not come from trees but from hardened glue. The way to make it is by mixing water and glue together so that it looks like paper. You then put it in a fire, then let it cool in the freezer.
Weslie Jackson, age 12
Chicago
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4-Year-Old Breaks into Toy Store
12/16/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Because We Feel Like itIn attempts to substitute money for love, plenty of parents are spending top dollar this holiday season to ensure that their children have the latest, greatest gifts in this time of recession. Well, if one child’s actions are any indication, they’ve got it all wrong.
A four-year old Beaumont, Texas boy busted into a Family Dollar establishment at 3am on Monday morning to play with some cheap knick-knacks before setting off the store’s silent burglar alarm. The unaccompanied minor sneaked out of his parents home and crossed a multi-lane street in the dead of night to get to the store, but he didn’t need to use his elite nose or lock-picking skills to force entry into the establishment. One of store’s doors had been left unsealed, giving the toddler easy access to countless cheap curios, not to mention an unlimited supply of cheese balls.
Exactly what toy the boy broke in to get is still unknown, but the makers of Rub My Stomach Schmelmo are crossing their fingers the incident boosts their Christmas sales to astronomical levels. The thieving tyke is presently in the custody of other relatives as his parents have proven to be not so hot at the whole “ensuring the safety of your child” thing.











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