Life isn’t all cotton candy and Venn diagrams for Teen Pop Megastar Miley Cyrus. In her new autobiography “Miles To Go,” the Achy Breaky offspring of Billy Ray reveals that she suffers from a non-life threatening heart condition that has absolutely nothing to do with her father’s singing or a certain musical brother whose last name begins with a J.
Hannah Montana herself is a proud survivor of frequent bouts of Tachycardia, which wikipedia defines as “heartrate that exceeds the range of the normal resting heart rate that was created by aliens to destroy the planet earth and all of it’s important pop stars.” Cyrus goes on to say that there is never a time onstage where she isn’t thinking about her heart, failing to acknowledge that the rise in heart rate might just have something to do with the rush of performing in front of thousands of people on a nightly basis. In related news, no one is noting the absurdity of a 16-year old already having a book detailing her life story.
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