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Jackson Biography Draws the Attention of Hollywood & Interweb

10/28/09 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Gossip, Music

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In a triumphant posthumous return to the trending topics, Michael Jackson reared his beautifully-singing head on the social web when chatter about the release of his film biography reminded everyone just how influential his passing was. The new picture documents the life of the icon, along with (very) recent footage of Jackson prepping for his massive one-city stand in London (which this writer had tickets to, dammit).

In addition to several relevant celebrities, the premier of This Is It drew over 1.8 million online viewers which, at the price of $11 a move ticket (yeah, that’s what they cost now), translates to almost $20 million in revenues alone. It seems that the film will likely put a miniature dent in the debt left to Jackson’s family, and based on reviews, will give the public a chance to remember the pop icon in a positive light–Which is obviously the goal of Joe Jackson, the world’s first and only altruist.

Make that Remake: Chace Takes on Footloose

5/20/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

Any movie in which the evil jocks are the guys on the gymnastics team comes with sort of a laughable brilliance. For this exact reason, the 1984 film Footloose will always be a lovable exercise in popcorn munching futility. Unfortunately, Hollywood - in its now longstanding love affair with unoriginality - is taking this classically silly tale of Rock and Roll outlaw moves as it’s next victim on the path of fond film memory destruction.

After being turned down by Zac Efron to reprise Kevin Bacon’s wild warehouse dancing ways, Paramount Pictures has tabbed Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford to stand up against a small town preacher who is none too fond of the Rock ‘n’ Roll music (most likely be supplied by any number of emo bands). While we can’t personally deny Crawford’s girl power, it breaks our heart to see anyone else tackling the role of Ren McCormack. What’s next? A Top Gun remake or Six Degrees of Chase Crawford? That doesn’t sound like any fun. Quick, put out an amber alert for our childhood - we think it was last seen wandering aimlessly around the Paramount lot holding a much older studio execs hand.

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