KFC definitely won’t be getting any points for hygiene this year, and it’s not just because of their grimy “Famous Layered Bowls.”
Photos recently emerged of 3 skanktastic high-school KFC employees who stripped down to their skivies and pulled a fast one on the fast food restaurant’s industrial sink. They then did what every other brilliant high schooler would do: posted the pictures on Myspace.
In pink and yellow bras, the three served the camera their sexiest myspace faces, probably in hopes that the boys at school would be turned on by their frisky fun. Along with the photos, captions were posted including “haha KFC Showers!” and “I’m a KFC worker, they are my best friends and my family.”
KFC immediately fired the Kentucky Fried Whores and is now looking for 3 other motivated, intelligent, and classy high-school drop-outs to take their place. Now that aint’ so finger lickin good!
Buddy Up