Yesterday, a bald, tattooed man pulled up to the Scientology celebrity center in LA in a red convertible, then approached the building with two samurai swords. Two privately hired security guards asked the armed ninja to back down, but the ninja did not, so when he was in range of injuring the guards they were forced to fire upon him. He died.
That is the story being reported, however; we all know that there is always more to the story when it comes to Scientology. Therefor, we can’t rule out the possibility that the bald man was actually in search of a dual to the decapitation with the not-dead body of L. Ron Hubbard for an intergalactic dual of immortals challenging each other for a quest of being the only immortal in the galaxy.
The sword caring attacker was reported to have been a member of the church, but had no recent relationship to the church. Thus far no major publications are investigating the possibility of Scientology really just being a cover up for an elite game between immortals. As usual, no response from the official Scientology camp on the death of samurai warrior or Scientology’s connection to the plot of Highlander.
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