Adding another chapter to the world’s most obnoxious pissing contest, South Korea retaliated against the North Korea’s recent missile launch with the announcement of a clearly fictional ‘shape-shifting building.’ Okay, sure.
As if it were a real invention, officials in Seoul announced that ‘The Transformer’—funded by the shadowy figure-filled Prada Group—can actually change its dimensions based on the needs of anyone using it. Riiiight. Anyway, the building is set to be unveiled in just a few hours as the site of Miuccia Prada’s new fashion show. Hopefully the South Korean government can think of an excuse as to why it’s not ‘ready’ when Kim Jong Il comes calling for tickets. “Uh, what? The Transformer? Ha, haha, oh Kim Jong Il, that was just a joke…please don’t bomb us!”
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