The Story: A lingerie company has created some naughty under garments that are equipped with a GPS system. Here are some scenarios where it could come in handy.
The Search: GPS Lingerie
Romantic love is a lot like chocolate; it has to be mixed with other agents in order to have a shelf life. Whereas the Hershey’s factory stocks up on candle wax and cockroach legs to lend support to its delectable candy bars, people in relationships supplement the joyous feelings of love with guilt, mistrust, and mind shattering paranoia. For those gentlemen who can’t seem to trust their women, or find them for that matter, Brazilian company Lindelucy has come out with Find Me If You Can lingerie equipped with a GPS tracking system; an outfit so slutty that she’d better not be wearing it anywhere.

We at OneRiot are well versed in the language of love, and can predict that the feminists out there might not be on board with this radical GPS in-my-panties concept. In order to change their minds, we’ve come up with a few hypothetical situations involving the Find Me If You Can that would make anyone consider wearing locating lingerie.
A Sexy Emergency












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