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Scientology Sued Over Suicide

2/18/09 - Posted by Abdullah Saeed under Gossip, US

A Florida woman is suing the Church of Scientology, known for its famous members, somewhat cult status, and an origin story just slightly more outlandish than that of all monotheistic religions. The woman alleges that her son’s suicide occurred because his scientologist father denied him access to antidepressant medication prescribed to the 20 year old boy. The father, apparently under the encouragement of two other church members, locked up the meds in an act of adherence to his religious teachings, which stipulate that such medical treatments are just plain bad for the alien spirits that reside in each of us.

The Church of Scientology has denied any liability for the boy’s actions, stating that the church members who influenced the father were not leaders and that the entire happening took place off of church grounds. Yet to be blamed are violent video games, Marilyn Manson, and Florida’s lax gun control laws.

British Chainsaw Massacre

11/21/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under International Affairs

If the movies of the 1980’s taught us anything, it’s that the only way to save an endangered apartment complex or teen rec center from evil land developers is to hold a mind numbingly awesome fundraiser featuring break dancing moves a la Turbo and Ozone or some raspy pop rock sung by someone Demi Moore-ish in stature. Unfortunately, a man in the town of Bishopstoke near Southampton in England never got this memo.

David Phyall, a 50 year old resident facing eviction from his apartment of eight years at the hands of the First Wessex Housing Group Ltd, chose to take matters into his own hands. Instead of planning an inspirational get together to warm the hearts and change the minds of those giving him the boot, he chose to plot his own gruesome death… by chainsaw.

The former resident of a one bedroom flat in the complex had apparently received 11 offers from the company of a new home, but rather than relocate like the rest of the building’s inhabitants, he decided that it would be more sensible to rig his Black and Decker (they love this sort of product placement) Chainsaw on a timer so that when it went off it would saw his head off. The plan almost worked, for when police happened upon the horrific scene they found the blade had cut three-quarters of the way through his neck. Call me crazy, but I’ll take relocation of my house over relocation of my head any day.

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    7/02/09

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    7/01/09

    Pop musicians got a shock this week when a man who changed the face of their field not only prematurely kicked the bucket, but gave them one final schooling from beyond the grave. Michael Jackson’s music is tearing up the charts and, with much poetic justice, bumping out contemporary pop stars like the Black Eyed [...]

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  • Rick Astley is NEVER Gonna Run Around and Desert You

    6/30/09

    In the days following the death of Michael Jackson, internet hoaxsters have tried their hand at convincing us that famous people are dropping like flies. First there were the Jeff Goldblum rumors, then they told us our beloved Harrison Ford and Britney Spears had gone the way of the dodo.
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    6/30/09

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  • Fate Agrees: Never Stage a Kodak Moment

    6/29/09

    11-Year Old Harvey Kindlon was so close! He managed to get within feet of uber-beauty of the moment Megan Fox at the London premiere of Transformers 2, when his well-documented quest to give her a yellow rose was stymied by the flashbulbs of photo hounds from the UK’s trashiest rags. It seemed all was well [...]

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