This is the story of a stand-up dude, and a lesson for wedded embezzlers the world over. After what seems like the longest two-week divorce settlement in history, director Guy Ritchie is finally free from the clutches of his skeletal, Kabbalah-banging pop tart of an ex-wife, Madonna.
Amid rumors of the material girl’s torrid affair with superjock Alex Rodriguez, speculation surrounding Ritchie’s integrity as a man had many—including gay icon Madge herself—believing that his intentions in ending the marriage were financial, but this British badass put his proverbial middle finger in the air and said ‘thanks, but no thanks’ to the millions lawfully entitled to him in the settlement.
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