What do you do when you’ve got 15-20 kids egging and bombarding your house with roll after roll of toilet paper? Well, if you’re Scott Wagar of Willmar, Minnesota, you strap on your night vision goggles and fight back. With pee.
Armed with a super-soaker filled with fox urine, Wagar opened fire at the unsuspecting teens, who year after year have been targeting Wagar’s house for TPing. A fox-brew was the piss of choice because “it stinks, but it doesn’t hurt anything” - a sentiment apparently unsupported by the State, who have handed Wager a misdemeanor assault and other charges. Scott has pleaded not-guilty, claiming innocence on the grounds that he was just defending his personal property.
We’d hate to be one of those kids who got sprayed, but we seriously would like to have seen a 50-year- old man creeping around a house with night-vision goggles and a urine-filled squirt gun. Awesome.
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