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Former Ikea Resident Moves to Another Confined Space

6/02/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under OneRiot News

Fear of flying is rational enough - after all, it should make anyone just a little nervous to spend several hours thousands of feet above the earth with their ultimate fate resting in the hands of a few unseen people who may or may not be drunk. However, rather than just dealing with his totally normal neurosis, Mark Malkoff has decided that he needs to go to extremes to earn his wings. The New York based worry-wart, who once lived for a week in an IKEA just to, we guess, live in IKEA for a week, has reached a deal with budget carrier Airtran to live on their planes for an entire month.

Over that course of time Malkoff will take up to 12 flights per day, during which he’ll be showered with pretzels and free beverages but with no actual showers.

Over that course of time Malkoff will take up to 12 flights per day, during which he’ll be showered with pretzels and free beverages but with no actual showers.

Malkoff is also expected to be that one horrifically smelling, overly talkative passenger that nobody really enjoys sitting next to. While we at OneRiot think there’s nothing more noble than overcoming your fears, we do have our suspicions that this month-long move to a confined space is just a clever attempt by Malkoff to mask his
agoraphobia.

Pocket Sized Pain: The 6 Smallest Deadly Creatures

12/15/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under OneRiot News

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. What “they” don’t tell you, is that sometimes mother nature doesn’t want you to get stronger, she just wants you dead.

We don’t know what you’ve done to piss her off so much, but odds are visiting Australia has something to do with it. Taking a swim in the land down under is an enter at your own risk endeavor as the continent’s surrounding seabed hosts three of her earthly majesty’s six most malicious menaces. The Geographic Cone Snail, Box Jellyfish, and Blue-Ringed Octopus all get a kick out of injecting your body with debilitating toxins that mostly result in a relatively painful and swift demise. The latter’s venom is potent enough to take out 26 humans in a matter of minutes.

While you may not be practicing your breastroke off the coast of Queensland anytime soon, there are plenty other treacherous living things willing to do mother nature’s deadly bidding at the drop of a hat. South America plays host to both Colombia’s Golden Dart Frog and the Brazilian Wandering Spider. The former may look adorable, but touching this tiny amphibians skin packs enough punch to kill you and nine of your fellow hikers who haven’t learned their lesson after watching you flailing on the ground. The latter arachnid annoyance is known as the World’s Deadliest spider and enjoys cool, dark places which could basically be anywhere in Brazil at night.

Africa’s lone entry into the deadliest environmental hitman competition is the most frighteningly named. The Deathstalker hides in the desert sands and aggressively attacks intruders, immobilizing them with their venom so that they might feast on their flesh. Well, that settles it we’re taking our next vacation in either Europe, Asia, or the good ‘ol U.S. of A.

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