The Story: The Carnival Cougar Cruise has been discontinued.  What’s an aging lady and a cub got to do to find some love?

The Search: Cougar Cruise

As the popular old mating adage goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Well, as it turns out, there are more than just fish. The dating waters of the Pacific got a little more crowded recently when its natural aquatic inhabitants were joined by more than 300 Cougars ready to pounce on some fresh cub meat as part of the Singles Travel Co. and Society of Single Professionals “Cougar Cruise.” Putting both young men ripe for the taking and the aging female sexual predators who adore them on the same Love Boat seemed like a no-brainer.  While the idea of hosting this buoyant zoo of May-December courtship originally appealed to the motion of the ocean experts at Carnival Cruise lines, the company ultimately decided supporting such events were not for them, lest they have to change their name from “Carnival” to “Carnal.”  With the discontinuation of these floating meet markets, also comes the untimely extinction of some of their more innovative entertainment practices that may or may not have occurred on board.  So until the Cougar cruise gets picked up by “Royal Carribean” here are a few fun features that threaten to go the way of the seafaring dodo.

Are You My Mommy?- In this role playing game, ladies dress in leopard print leotards as their diaper clad young suitors crawl around knocking on random doors asking the question “Are you my mommy?” The answer is usually yes…and most of the time the mommy determines that her son has been a naughty boy and needs a spanking. (more…)