29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage is learning the hard way that vacuums are to clean with, not get dirty with.
The Saginaw, Michigan resident was reported as the responsible party regarding “suspicious activity” taking place at a local car wash, and the activity in question was Savage’s ravaging of a scum-guzzling appliance with his nether regions. Savage was subsequently arrested on charges on indecent exposure, and recently plead guilty to the charge, drawing a penalty of 90 days in prison.
It has yet to be determined whether or not Savage enjoyed his industrial strength rendezvous, but word is, it didn’t suck.
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